Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Good Day to be Alive

Great One,

I’ve got a confession to make. 
I’ve been thinking of something funny to say to you to perhaps put a smile on your face and make your day a lil’bit more interesting but could come up with none yet. 
So, I felt there’s no point prolonging this anymore. I’ll just ask that you assume I said something funny and then smile about it...did that work? No? Ok, why not assume for a moment (work with me on this 'abeg') that I actually did say something very hilarious and you’re no more giggling but now laughing (not the “tush/VIP-ish” kind of laugh but the kind that you laugh when you’re really having a good time and perhaps alone)...still didn’t work? Well, at least I tried... (who send me comedy sef...) J

Anyway, if you’re still reading, then you are one of the many people that I really want to thank today. 
You see, I’m a year older (birthday was on Friday, 21st September 2012) and I have many things to thank God and you for. 
In no particular order, I’ll list them and keep increasing it as the time goes by...

To those who started sending me birthday wishes since on Sunday, 16th September 2012...Thank you!

To those that called/sent the wishes and said/added their name (because I may have changed the phone I was using)...Thank you for making me not need to wonder whose line it was!

To those who have been receiving my monthly/periodic texts and even sent numbers of their loved ones...I say Thank you!

To those who send in testimonies and lovely messages in response to the texts...I say Thank you!

To those who want to start receiving the texts and will send their numbers to me on Facebook/bayormartins...
I say Thank you!

To those who receive the monthly text messages more than once and understand that I ONLY SEND IT ONCE but the networks keep sending it over and over... Thank you for not taking offence at this and for deleting the copies without allowing the message to lose its meaning or become a nuisance!

To those who forward/rebroadcast the monthly messages and use their name as the author...Thank you for letting your readers know the true owner henceforth!

To those who try to reply to the customized sender name (’Bayor) and see that it doesn’t work...Thank you for sending the reply to my number on your phone instead!

To those who do not have my number (or even know who this “Bayor” character is that keeps sending them texts)...Thank you for visiting my website ( or Facebook just to get in touch and be apprised.

To those who have read my book and have been telling others (especially Aunty Stella Damasus: you for spreading the word!

To those who have been paying money into my account anonymously (especially the Great One that uses "GreatOne Bayor" as the depositor...Thank you...!

To those who listened to my CDs and gave their friends...Thank you for sharing and even buying the tracks on itunes ( or Amazon!

To those who tried to comment here and could not...Thank you for posting on my Facebook wall or sending it as a mail to or!

To those who used my picture as their DPs on BB...May you never lose face...Thank you!




  1. What an hilarious way to say thank you!

  2. Happy Birthday, LLNP is all I wish for you.

  3. Just saw this after just seeing your sms.
    You are the best!
    Stay blessed!

  4. You are such a blessing, Happy Birthday. I will love to have your book. Where can I buy it from? I have searched on amazon and google but was unable to find it. Help!

    1. Wow,
      Just seeing this (covers face).
      Please send an e-mail to or and I'll be in touch.
      The mail subject and body could be "where do I get the book" or something like that.
      Thanks again.